Hey everyone.
I’m thinking of creating a profkom-omgups.ru dating app but I’m not sure how to make it appealing to females.
Here’s the current pitch I have in mind:

Are you kind-of fuggly but have great feet?
Do you like having your toes sucked?
Fancy a guy who’ll literally worship the ground you walk on?
Join profkom-omgups.ru Dating!

Contact me. Ideas are welcome.