Naoko Iijima

Thrive40
Member since 11/2017

2018-02-23 22:25:29

I agree!

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moebius
Member since 02/2014
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2016-10-20 15:14:11

ikkkk!

Iluvfeet
Member since 11/2009
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2015-01-22 15:28:30

Is there a slot for to insert his bill?

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tweety
Member since 01/2011
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2015-01-22 15:45:28

Whats that weird word OH YEAH OXYGEN almost forgot to come up for that:)

BackInBlack60
Member since 09/2010
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2015-01-22 16:08:51

I've posted it before, but when ever the subject of Tweety and his bill comes up, so does this old joke:

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck are staying in a suite at the Disneyland Hotel. They enjoy an excellent dinner, several rounds of drinks, dancing and music. They gaze at the stars from the rooftop bar, and decide to retire to their room. A few minutes later they realize that they have forgotten an important item. Donald gets dressed and goes to the concierge. He discretely whispers "Do you have any condoms?"
The concierge quietly replies "Certainly sir, would you like to give me your room number so I can put it on your bill?"

To which an indignant Donald shouts:
"What do you think I am? A PERVERT????"

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tweety
Member since 01/2011
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2015-01-22 16:28:44

[email protected] never heard it here before funny as H*ll though:)

BackInBlack60
Member since 09/2010
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2015-01-22 16:33:17

That's the best version. I first heard it with 'gift shop' and punch line, "Just what kind of a duck do you think I am, anyway?!?!"

There are also two clean 'little kid' versions... Daisy at gift shop buying lipstick ("Just put it on my bill") or the generic version:

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of ChapStick.
The clerk asks..."will that be cash, check or charge?"
To which the duck replies,
"Just put it on my bill."